I swear there was a very good reason for bringing this into the house:
It was to make this:
And I really need to post more cocktail recipes, so here's one.
Cucumber Agua Fresca (with or without alcohol, but you should know my position on that)
Throw it all in a blender. Blend until deliciously slushy. Pour into tall glasses.Throw a shot of alcohol of your choice into each drink. Vodka, tequila, gin and rum all work nicely.